Crochet today! March/April '09

So I bought this magazine last week without flipping through it first.
Finally had time a few days later to browse through it. Out of the 24 patterns, I can see myself making maybe 3 of them at the most.
I have started this one. I am making it in shades of purple and white.

Now for the WTF patterns.
What is growing out of her head????

This scares me.

When you can't afford gold or silver, crochet yourself a ring or two.